My mom is weird. We had this rather random and spur of the moment conversation. Here's how it goes.

Mom: Why do you like those...cartoons?
Me:What cartoons?
Mom:You know the ones that you always schedule everything around like that show with the dog man.
Me:I just manage my time effectively. Besides they're not cartoons, it Japanese anime and you mean Inuyasha.
Mom:Well why do you like them?
Me: Why do you like to smoke and drink coffee.
Mom: Out of bad habit.
Me: For the hot anime guys and yaoi.
Mom:The cartoon guys? Yaoi?
Me:Yeah
Mom:Don't you still watch that Inyassha.
Me: It's Inuyasha and yeah.
Mom: What about the cat one? The one with the tails
Me:What hum, cat? Which one? Was it Sesshomaru he has this smexy boa thing going on.
Mom: No, the one you were watching yesterday on the computer.
Me: Oh Loveless! I ¢¾ it!
Mom: You what?
Me: I love it, I mean who wouldn't love cat gay boys and perverted child molesters. The ears just really do it for me. If they were real I wonder what they would feel like...
Mom: Say what?
Me: Uh, oh yeah the main characters are to boyfriends cat people if you say. I would explain but it would be pointless cause you wouldn't get it, you just wouldn't understand
Mom: Right, I get nothing about gay cat molesting child people.
Me: XD


I just love my mom when she tries to understand me. Its funny at times but it can get annoying really quick. But I ¢¾ the woman none the less. :D I just glad she didn't ask me what hentai meant. It's kinda hard to explain to your mom that you like to watch animated porn on th computer. O_o;

hentai
lol u r soo ryt!! how do u explain that??? lol
» frostbitten on 2006-08-24 09:11:29

lol...i nearly fell out of my chair as i read that. :D explaining hentai to anyone is rather hard as it is, let alone your own mother.
» little-b on 2006-08-24 10:32:39

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